IN THIS ARTICLE
Welcome to Best of Late Night, a look at the previous night’s highlights that keeps you asleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. here are the 50 Best Movies on Netflix Right Now.
Supporters of former President Donald Trump are spreading conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, the Kansas City Chiefs’ Travis Kelce and his girlfriend Taylor Swift.
“Even that clown who ran for president, Vivek Ramaswamy, added his crazy voice to the cuckoo chorus,” Kimmel said Tuesday. He pointed to the former GOP candidate’s suggestion that Kelce and Swift were “an artificially culturally supported couple” and that the Super Bowl would be rigged, all to get President Biden re-elected.
“And it’s not just on Twitter — this nonsense is now everywhere your angry grandpa goes,” Kimmel said, calling conspiracy theorists “not so Swiftties.”
“The same people who believe Joe Biden has dementia and needs Kamala Harris to feed him caramel tapioca every night also believe he somehow planned and executed a diabolically brilliant plan to fix the NFL playoffs so the world’s biggest pop star could appear. on the Jumbotron during the Super Bowl between a Kia commercial and a Tostitos commercial to hypnotize his 11-year-old fans into voting for Joe Biden. I mean, it makes sense. It is quite logical. These people – these people think football is fake and wrestling is real. -JIMMY KIMMEL
“The average ticket price to see the Chiefs play the Niners is currently just over $12,000. But here’s the thing, it’s not just a football game; it’s also a live game of “Where’s Waldo?” with Taylor Swift, if you can spot her. -JIMMY KIMMEL
“Ten thousand dollars is a lot for a football game, but it’s very cheap to see Taylor Swift live, I’ll say that.” -JIMMY FALLON
“Nothing like losing ten thousand dollars Before set foot in Vegas, you know what I’m saying? -JIMMY FALLON
The most impactful punchlines (Where Credit Is Due edition)
“I saw that Trump just took credit for the record high stock market under Biden. Trump said, “If I hadn’t lost the election, this never would have happened.” » -JIMMY FALLON
“Even crazier, Trump said, “Eric and Don Jr.? This is all Biden’s fault.’” -JIMMY FALLON
“Chaos in the Middle East? Biden’s fault. Booming economy? All Donald Trump, three years after leaving office! It’s incredible. You know, I’m starting to feel like he might be making some of these things up. -JIMMY KIMMEL
Songs to watch
On Tuesday’s “Late Show,” Emma Stone explained why she wanted to compete on the non-celebrity version of “Jeopardy.”
What excites us Wednesday evening
“The Summer I Turned Pretty” star Lola Tung will speak with Seth Meyers Wednesday night ahead of her Broadway debut in “Hadestown.”
Also check this
An exhibition in Berlin, “Josephine Baker: Icon in Motion,” highlights the life, career and influence of the revolutionary artist.